Quick answer: Tesla's new Roadster is real, spectacular, and — for owners like us — mostly a 2028 story. Three versions were shown, reservations are open at $50,000 and $250,000, no final prices were announced, and production is slated for 2028. Almost nothing on that stage changes what your Model Y or Model 3 needs in your garage today. Here is the honest breakdown, with the numbers Tesla actually gave. Watch Tesla's official event video here: What Tesla actually showed On O